Take the hassle out of making your own New Year’s resolutions. Just click the button to generate a randomized resolution using the table below!
Your resolution is:
| stop | shouting | during | grandpa's stories |
| start | sobbing | loudly at | rodeos |
| avoid | using the term 'derivative' | when tweeting about | Tom Hanks movies |
| keep | quoting ABBA | before | Pilates |
| quit | saying 'it is what it is' | when complaining about | karaoke |
| practicing | freestyle rapping | after | civil war re-enactments |
| try | mispronouncing Chipotle | when deconstructing | anything |